I was late for work today

[7 and a half hours late. xD]

 

Did you sleep in?

 

Wow, that's late.

 

I slept in till 11am. Went to bed at 3am (Blame Ace). I was meant to start work at 7am. They took it well.

 

I would have fired you

 

It was worth it in every way.

 

I would have blackmailed her into doing something extremely embarrassing or undignified for me.

 

I awready work for this company. Isn't that enough?

 

No, she got on KHV for the first time in like a month.
[that'll suck you in 'til 3am]

 

Like what? Have an accident at work?

 

See, that's the beauty part of not having a job. Probably one of the only beauty parts, might I add.

 

It'll look like an accident.

 

Kinda disgusting and dirty if I say so.

 

But I'm awesome at work! ...as hard as that is to believe.

I would so not work if i didn't need the cash. Sadly, I do.