I want to learn how to pole dance...

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  1. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Or something. Doesn't matter, worth money, or chocolate. I've got plenty of chocolate to give, better than credit cards.
     
  2. Krown King's Apprentice

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    Bby, I'll teach you how to pole dance.
     
  3. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I do not find pole dancing attractive.

    Have fun though Maggy.
     
  4. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I hope you guys don't take this seriously, lol
     
  5. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Pfft. Take you seriously in the spamzone. Unheard of. Of course not. Man alive.

    Oh shiiiiii.....
     
  6. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Ok, but some of people's responses worry me, lol
     
  7. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If I was any more serious I'd be Batman.

    @Llave All poles do are cause harm, walking into them, crashing into them, falling off them, the list goes on.
     
  8. Maggy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    It's true, poles can be very dangerous.
     
  9. sora awsome11/10 Traverse Town Homebody

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  10. Llave Superless Moderator

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    My pole is dangerous.
     
  11. Rapid Ignis Destiny Islands Resident

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    ROFLMAO
    That's why you don't find it attractive!
     
  12. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Who wulda thunk it?
     
  13. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Then I must be Batman?

    /yawn
     
  16. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No, you remind me more of Ra's al Ghul.

    Llave is the Penguin because O_Q
     
  17. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    That is... Accurate, actually. Good choice. But why did you choose it? Hm?
     
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    Bah, I'll just leave this here.
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    TOTALLY RELEVANT
     
  19. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Pole dancing is dangerous. The number of people who have died from snapping their necks would surprise you.
     
  20. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Why do you think it usually happens in strip clubs? Forty nine out of fifty men agree that strippers are best they aren't fatally injured. The remaining one is seriously screwed up. As a result, if there are any potentially fatal pole dancing incidents, most of the men in the club will be phoning the hospital before she even hits the ground.