I totes have a date today

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  1. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    no i'm supposed to stay away from that
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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  2. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Be careful if you kiss her in the future. She may just be flung into the center of the Earth and you would have to go rescue her before she burns out and the series loses a character and thus ratings.
     
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  3. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'm too hot for her to handle

    No way, jose,
    kisses are for lamers
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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    Hey, I ate ribs with a girl and then cuddled with her on a wall, then watched her get a free massage. How is that not a date?
     
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  5. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    Whelp ...
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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    Dohoho, very good Ashwin. xD​
     
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  7. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    Scratch that, she wants to hang out with me for reals after work, yeahyuuh
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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  8. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Take your bra off under your top when she's over.

    Bitches love that.
     
    Jiηx, Aug 9, 2012
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  9. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    Why not just skip to opening my door nude, that always seems to be a real crowd pleaser
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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    Too fast. You have to give her time to adjust and make sure her body is ready.

    Like I'm the guy you should be listening to about this.
     
    KeybladeSpirit, Aug 9, 2012
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  11. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Or dressed in only a overcoat and a pair of gold hoop earrings
     
    Britishism, Aug 9, 2012
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  12. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    Aw man, she'll probs spurn my advances anyway, I should at least make them memorable
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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  13. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    NO MAN FUCK THAT, REMOVE THE BRA RIGHT YO, THEN STICK YOUR CHEST IN THE FREEZER FOR A BIT TO GET THE GIRLS HARD AND READY, THEN OFFER HER A BACKRUB AND MAKE SURE SHE FUCKING FEELS THEM. YOU'RE GONNA GET SO MUCH TAIL YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.

    Thank me later.
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    Jiηx, Aug 9, 2012
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  14. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'll put the hoops through my tunnels
    And play barry White in the background

    My piercings do that for me, no need for the freezer.
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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  15. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I think I'm pregnant.
     
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  16. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    no bitch it aint mines
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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  17. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    oh fuck man i didn't know we had metal involved in this shit, whole new ball park.

    Tell her you think they might be making your love jugs swell and ask her to cop a feel, rub her leg as she does it, bitch is gonna get white hot wet.
     
    Jiηx, Aug 9, 2012
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  18. Finn the Human Traverse Town Homebody

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    oh lordy lordy
    idk man, I like the barry white idea too
    I could always change it to fall out boy
    bitches love fall out boy
     
    Finn the Human, Aug 9, 2012
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  19. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    well it isn't Barry White's so I expect support
     
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  20. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    ONLY LITTLE BITCHES LOVE F.O.B, MUSICS FOR LITTLE CRY BABIES, YOU GET THAT ***** SOME SOOTHING SOUNDS, LIGHT SOME FUCKING CANDLES, AND YOU MAKE SURE THOSE CANDLES ARE DRIPPING WAX ON HER SUPPLE SKIN BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER.

    /caps
     
    Jiηx, Aug 9, 2012
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