I THINk THERE'S A SPIDER IN YM ROOM.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE. hur

 

...Spray it with lysol. If it doesn't die, you know it is, in fact, a spider.

 

dont kill my babies



plz o plz

 

You have spider babies?

 

I suggest you swap them, but don't go too close because if they made webs they'd jump all over you.

Just shoot them with a BB gun or run to the kitchen fool.

 

I'm not even sure if that was a spider but it looked like one ;___; I don't know I just had to get out of the room.

I don't wanna go there.

 

Cup him in your hands, hug him, then give him a free ride on Porcelain Express.

Don't wanna use your hands? Use a cup and slide a bit of paper underneath it to trap the spider... THEN flush him down the toilet.

 

Two words: BOOT HIM

 

Make it listen to Miley Cyrus. It'll die eventually.

 

....:O........... :O.............AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around room screaming* Reptars a spider!!!!!!!!!! *hides behind sofa*

 

Breed with it.

 

I really pity you Tootz, I'd be 90% dead by now if I were you D:

 

Is that 100% of the time or not?

 

:O
Don't flush the cuddly spiders down the toilet! Just throw it outside...

 

FUCKING CUDDLY SPIDERS!? AAAAH WTF! * Sprints around rooming* **** **** ****** ****** ****** ***************
****** **** ****** ***** ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!