I think my neighbor is jerking off his cat

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I hear loud noises of both the person and a machine of some kind. It's nuts.

 

How does one jerk off a cat?

 

You would know.

 

If I knew, why would I be asking? ; ;

 

He is raping your car.

 

Noo. My new sunfire.

That ****weed.

 

Don't act dumb. You know exactly how to jerk off a cat.

 

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