I think I dislocated my left buttocks.

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  1. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    I don't think you understand what dislocation is.
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    just glute it back together.
     
  5. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    i'll take a look at it. i'm an expert butt massager/fixer-upper ;)​
     
  6. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Letting a butt pirate sail on rough seas will do that to you.
     
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    If you PM me a picture of it I can emit healing waves through the photo and to your left buttock, causing it to move back into place.

    I'm kidding, by the way. Please don't send me a picture of your butt.]
     
  8. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    If a muscle has been torn off of the bone, please open a small entryway for the excess blood to spill out and carefully move and re-position the muscle back into place. If you do not feel like it is back in place, do another realignment until satisfactory. If you pass out from blood loss, please call a doctor.
     
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    Stab it