I saw this ninja guideline on a poster at the mall . . .

number 6 of Ninja Guidelines :

It is good to keep your ninja suit in good and clean condition .
When the Ninja is eating at a fastfood restraunt , if he gets ketchup on his suit , he will throw smoke pellets and disappear .

He will later appear outside his den/cave , burning his suit while jumping around yelling loudly .


This one was my favorite .xD

number 7 of ninja guidelines :

Go to yoga sessions everyday , why ? Because there are mostly women in yoga sessions , and if you want to impress the ladies , kill the yoga teacher .

This one was funny too . ^ ^

 

ummm ok then?

 

Why did you even bump this thread, if you don't have really anything to say ?

( Why do people do that ? )

 

XD
That was funny!^^
I like the Yoga teacher one^^

 

Thanx , I should get the poster sometime .

 

And post a pic of it on this site!