I saw the baddest looking motha****a at the mall today

I was at the mall with some friends today and while we were feasting on our Taco Bell **** for food I noticed this today sitting by himself eating the same thing I had *a quesadilla, ****ing delicious*, but what interested me was the fact that the face the guy had was the kind that showed he didn't give a **** about anything. He just stared at random people while chewing his food slowly and gave that look which was so badass I jizzed a little in my pants. Even when he laughed while reading some book *I bet it was The Alphabet of Manliness* his face still had that crazed bad looking motha****a look. I would not want to tick that guy off. I continued to observe his actions until he looked me dead in the eye, smiled, then walked away. What should I do guys?

 

Sneak into his house at night and accidently sharpen his pencil.

 

Believe it or not, that smile of his was his rape face.

 

Just thought I'd post a Demotivational Poster that you reminded me of.

 

I'd tell you, but by the tiume you see this, the guy will probably rip your heart out and start a rapping using with last heart beats.

.........

That is one bad-ass motha-****a

 

Its funny because if you look behind him, there are two guys who look like they are part of his crew, one of em is even looking at the camera

 

Dude, wtf were you doing staring at me?

 

Racist .

 

Jaded .

 

They're all wearing sunglasses...and one is looking at the camera.

 

just leave him alone, that what he wants.......

 

I'm more interested in that red vehicle in the background. I presume it looks somewhat like a time machine.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

 

Never say that you saw me at the mall ever again.

EDIT: Videogamenerd was first. Damn.

 

He wanted to do you.Very badly.