I saw New Moon last night.

Boy, I feel manly.

 

inb4twilightfails

 

Manly, did you say?

 

ohmygosh!11!!!11!1!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
twilight!twilight!twilight!twilight!
aaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooh my gosssshhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
iuts twighlitgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeghck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!1

 

YOU GUIZE MENTION MAH HAIR?

 

Twilight: The Media Cancer.

 

I was part of that same cult of Twitards last year. Oh the shame. :c

 

Got dragged to it (as it was one of my bff's birthday, we were obligated to follow wherever she went).

Less crappy than the first one. But still crappy. The filmmakers seemed to completely fail to address the fact that after continually looking at buff Jacob for over an hour, scrawny Edward seemed even uglier than usual. Literally the audience in the theater let out an audible "ew".

Luckily I think at least half of the people there had been dragged there by someone else, which made for a small quantity of people wanting to go "eeee".

 

Fixed. .

 

I was unamused by the 'werewolves' in the film.
They're just wolves. Nothing special.
Ever seen Van Helsing? Now, that's a werewolf ::L:

 

Werewolf


Guy-who-turns-into-wolf

Big difference.

 

Jacob = described as a werewolf.


...Something is not quite right here.

 

Jacob took off his shirt and I was like "omg *orgasms*"
Edward took off his shirt and I was like "gross."​

 

Sorry, I stopped mid-way through the first one cause it was shit.

 

seriously, read the last book, its so horrible it makes you laugh your butt off

 

I'll slide on that opportunity simply out of fear of being affiliated with the fanbase.

 

The screaming fangirls put me off twilight, that and the fact that the vampires fucking sparkle.

Edward: Bella, I must tell you something.
Bella: What is is?
Edward: *walks into the sun and sparkles* I'm gay.

 

this is what happens

BUT I LOVE EDWARRRD