I require your grave assistance, KH-Vids.

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  1. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I have an immense problem.

    Now, I do not often discuss my problems, but I feel this is serious enough to warrant some sort of assistance.

    As some of you may be aware, I am a resident of the lovely, peaceful nation of Canada. There is not very much of interest to most others that may occur here, but this quaint solitude is one of the reasons why I find this lovely location absolutely enjoyable.

    I live near the rural edge of the nation's largest metropolis, and as a result there are forests literally a few minutes away from me. This is where my problem lies.

    Tonight, as I was walking home in the dark at about 6:30 PM, I heard a harsh shriek from the forest. I was alone and the only one on the road, so naturally I was a rather bit suspicious. But since I was already nearing my home, I decided to pick up my pace and run as quick as possible.

    Indeed, I suspected that I was momentarily safe, but it was only a few minutes later, as I had turned towards my street, that I felt as if I was being followed. When I turned around, I caught a glimpse of something, off in the corner of my eye, that sent shivers down my spine.

    It was a strange creature, with a fairly large head and what I presumed to be a long mane. Its most startling features -- the ones most clearly visible in the darkness of the street -- were its eyes. They were bright and luminescent, and looked almost alien. I would have thought it was some sort of cat, but its harsh cries seemed much less feline.

    I tried running, but I could hear its hard steps upon the road behind me. It was most certainly following me.
    For an instant, I was able to take out my phone and get a mildly blurry picture in the street lights.
    I was able to enter the home and shut the door quickly, but I am currently the only one home.

    However, I have suspicions that I am still being watched.
    I require your assistance to combat this foe, KH-Vids. It may simply be my imagination, but the evidence I possess is making my heart palpitate.

    Image of the creature from the forest is attached below.

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    What in the world must I do?
     
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    Allow it to enter your kokoro.

    Maybe she is merely a misunderstood madam.
     
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    Stab it on the head so that it may never harm anyone ever again.
     
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    I just read "creature of the forest", clicked the spoiler and was disappointed not to see this:

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    Keep calm and rape on.
     
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    Overused sentence structure is overused.

    Obvious answer. Arm yourself with as many firearms as you can, fortify your house burn the forest down and then kill anything that doesn't die in the fire.