I told you all they were reading out minds with their damned satilites. But nooooo no one believes the one holding a pineapple. No one ever believes the one holding the pineapple!
Yeah at least it's not like Facebook. "Oh noes I forgot to update my status!" "Now no one will know what's happening in your life!" ME: "Shut up and get a real life!"
we have usernames that are not our real names most of us have avatars that are not our real faces and locations that dont reveal where we really are...etc.