I really want some toast

but i am afraid of the consequences of makin' some...




[I love this image. xD]

 

If the terrorists see this, we're screwed. Flying cat-toast-bombs everywhere

 

You'll be fine as long as you don't tape the toast to your back.

 

I can be incredibly clumsy at times n' i do like peanut butter or jam on my toast. Might accidental drop the slices n' fall back on 'em. Then it'll be like that scene in Mary Poppins where everyone is high as a kite.

 

you've had toast before???

 

paradox:
there's no way the toast would be able to fall onto the cat in such a manner that it lands on the non-butter side. if it were to land on the cat butter side down, all you would achive is a buttery cat, and maybe some super-gravity....
...unless the cat was already on its back, mid-air. in which case the antigravity effect would result.

[/ruin point of thread]

so yeah, go make some toast, just make sure there arent any cats in midair on their backs nearby.

 

You missed one important point of the original post. xD

 

guzuh?
*confused*

...oh wait. was the entire post just about the picture of the spinning cat with toast on its back?
because that would make a lot more sense, and...yeah..

 

May I point it out, kitty_mckechnie?

 

...lol, i sense some sort of unforseeable lingo-related outcome here.

*flies off into the sky*

 

The point is that YOU attach the toast to the cat, you don't drop it onto it.

 

....well that was more obvious than i expected.
...why didn't i read that properly O.o.

well what happens if you try burning the anti grav cat?

 

No, that's not it.

*cough*NAME*cough*

 

O.o
...as i suspected
*slowly walks away to watch dragonball GT*

...i still like the idea of anti-grav cats.

 

*cough*Cat*cough*

 

............
*cough*fail*cough*