I need excuses for the morning.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Saxima, Sep 23, 2011.

  1. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I didn't. I'm forced./sigh
     
  2. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Then she had some right to be angry. All is well if it gets payed for, though.
     
  3. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    I would have suggested telling the truth, but in an exagerated manner. They'd never have been sure to believe you or not, and you couldn't be called out for lying.
     
  4. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    My question is why you didn't just pull the knife out and try to cover it up.
     
  5. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    This.

    Pull the knife out.
    Blame the hole on some form of insect.
    Termites or something?
     
  6. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    You think I didn't try? I lodged it there very deeply.

    I already told them my excuse this morning.
     
  7. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    you couldnt pull a knife out of a wall? are your muscles made of cooked pasta?

    XD