I know who the Mysterious Figure is! He's obviously...

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  1. Ralor Twilight Town Denizen

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    Tetsuya Nomura himself!

    No wait, listen! First he uses his powers to go back in time and watches all the events that play out in the Kingdom Hearts series. Then he comes back to his time and make a ba-jillion dollar hit game and name it after the very real Kingdom Hearts itself! Then he goes back in time again and fights Terra, Ventus and Aqua in an organization coat for the lulz!

    It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!!

    derp [​IMG]
     
    Ralor, Oct 17, 2010
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  2. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    THATS ****ING GENIUS! o.o
     
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  3. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    What are you talking about? It's obviously me.
     
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  4. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    That's what I thought!
     
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  5. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I do believe Square-Enix must certainly become quite creative with their boss battles if we are to fight a giant stack of zippers in the future.
     
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  6. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I love this idea.
     
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  7. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    I see no zippers on him. It cannot be.


    ILLOGICAL.
     
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  8. Roxas~N~Namine Traverse Town Homebody

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    /thread .
     
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  9. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    So... he's fighting you with his fly open?

    MF is obviously just Somebody.

    The original complete being. The one who allowed the complete people to exist, make stupid choices, and turn themselves into heartless and nobodies.
     
    ShibuyaGato, Oct 17, 2010
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  10. Arch Mana Knight

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    Old joke is old. >>
     
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  11. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Here's a new joke.

    Because Nomura traveled through time too much it made him age more rapidly. He stoled a Keiblade and one of those badass cloaks of badassness and became MX.
    MX takes over Terra.
    Terra refuses because his creator is stupid.
    Kingdom Hearts 1 is born...
     
    ShibuyaGato, Oct 17, 2010
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