I know the best way to get revenge on my mom

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  1. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    What you think I'm kidding? I'm not joking about the gas thing, they seriously aren't having me pay for it. My mom is more concerned about me saving up for insurance, which is going to cost $150 the first day, as well as school, with each class at the college being around $200. I think they can afford to pay for gas like they have been for who-knows-how-long.
    And believe me, it'll last very long, on the inside at least. Outside, I'm too much of a nice guy. Even my parents say I need to be more assertive.
     
  2. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I'm an orphan, dude.
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I at least hope your parents charge you rent with a freeloading attitude like that.
     
  4. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    ^This

    I don't like doing chores either, but I do them and my parents don't charge me a penny.
     
  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    You know, I'm actually surprised they haven't charged me rent yet. They had my brother and sister do it, but for some reason not me. Maybe because they just want me to finish school? For some reason they are both really focused on me getting that done. Maybe since my brother is in the military right now and my sister is a drop-out, they just want me to get a degree and be set.
     
  6. The Fuk? Dead

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    Why would you want to get revenge on your mom?

    She made you.
     
  7. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You know the Low Rider? Damn, it seems like all my friends know the Low Rider.[DOUBLEPOST=1378576972][/DOUBLEPOST]
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  8. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    This thread turned out splendid

    >my parents will pay for every where I go
    >my parents don't ask me to do chores
    >no rent
    >**** YOU MOM

    Man, put that Evangelion attitude a-way! It just sounds entitled
     
  9. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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  10. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    At least Shinji has a good reason!
     
  11. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    The way they carry on, am I right? People will talk.
     
  12. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    PETA is not amused.
     
  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I hope both of your parents disappear forever and then you realize you can do nothing for yourself.
     
  14. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    Hahahahaha!

    Omg imagine him trying to figure out how to get car insurance at good rate, tax returns, and just how expensive Internet is on top of rent!

    Always saying what I'm thinking, buddy
     
  15. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Seriously though he'd probably cry once the internet bill didn't get paid and he couldn't watch his precious animu anymore.
     
  16. Menos Grande Kingdom Keeper

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    So there will be 4 cars at your house? Do you know that we reached the world's quota of CO² Last month? I find amusing that everybody "wants to have a car" than ***** about the traffic.. maybe we should have less cars and use more public transportation?
     
  17. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Hey, I used public transportation for 2 years while I was in Colorado, out of the 3 years that I lived there. Mom wanted to save money by me taking the bus so she wouldn't pay for gas so much and put so many miles on her car quickly. At least it let me get out whenever I wanted...which wasn't often, except when I went to gamestop, the library, and my friend's house, which were all in the same spot.

    And don't ask me why they're keeping 4 cars when they only need 2, I have no idea why either
     
  18. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream

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    Pirating anime- secretly costs $60 a month!