I know the best way to get revenge on my mom

Soon as I get my license, I'm never going to take her anywhere she asks me to go, I'll have her take my little brother any time she needs to go somewhere, because I'll be coincidentally gone at that point in time, as well as use an excuse to go out whenever she needs me to do something incredibly stupid and useless around the house.

That'll make me feel that much better after having to deal with her hypocrisy and such while she's yelling at me while I'm driving. Seriously, yelling at me about getting us killed is probably going to end up getting us killed while I'm busy trying to watch the road. What ever happened to "Don't be a backseat driver"?

 

Yes, plot evilness towards the woman that carried you in her womb for 9 months and has kept you literally alive for the past however old you are, that'll show her, the evil *****.

 

Yeah, but if she gets them killed while he's driving, then what?

 

Then he still owes her, she kept him alive for I dunno how long, he ultimately got them killed, you can't blame a back seat driver, they aint holding the wheel at the end of the day, shouldn't be driving if you can't find your focus.

 

If you're distracting the driver, get the fuck out of the car.

 

Yelling at a driver is surprisingly distracting. Personally, I have horrible road rage and have to stop myself from doing stupid things by yelling obscenities under my breath at everything.

 

LAND A' GOSHEN, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WILL ARGUE ABOUT ANYTHING WON'T YOU?

 

Oh yeah, like you haven't gotten angry at your own parents. The point is that she really needs to cool down, and if she's going to help me learn to drive, than she needs to do so by keeping cool and not overreacting to every little thing, especially when I do it right only for her to say it's wrong because she learned differently (which was from a book that people used for 50 years), as well as yelling while I'm driving. It doesn't keep my calm, and it can end up getting us all in trouble.
And the whole 9 months thing doesn't have a point in my book. I honestly couldn't care less; since she decided to give birth to me, she'll have to deal with the consequences of that, same as how she dealt with my older brother and sister, as well as when she deals with my younger brother.

 

You best not be skipping out on house chores, son.

 

I was just going back to who gave him the car, not that far back

 

You bet I'm skipping on those house chores, especially since I'm barely home to even get them done. One of the many perks of having a job. :P

What car? My parents aren't buying me a car. I'm having to save up my money to buy my own car. I'm only able to drive right away because my dad has 3 cars: Never got rid of the truck, keeping prius I'm sure, and an SUV that his work got him. Soon as I get money though, I'm still having to buy my own. It's not like they'll give me the truck.

 

sounds like you'll be wasting a lot of money on gas

 

Nope, no money on gas actually. My mom actually advises against me saving money for gas; I guess because I won't be the only one driving the car, or maybe because I don't have a license yet, who knows.

 

Do the low Rider son.

 

So what you're saying is

your car runs on acorns and donkey shit

 

so then how are you going to get the car to move if you don't budget money for gas

 

You should get revenge like a man and fight in single construction vehicle based combat.

 

same way the car always gets gas: My parents are going to be filling it up. And it's not like I'm not going to budget gas money at all, just not right now. I need to save up some for the car insurance first and foremost. Having gas is a little low of the priority list right now

 

I think you'll find this "**** you, mom" attitude won't last you long.