I just realized I'm basically ineligible for Best Writer

I actually have not written anything new in at least a year. That is a fact of my life.

 

there is still time. just write the next great american novel, post it up on friday, and there'll still be enough time before nominations close to seize the award

 

Or don't and say you did.

 

Just show it to a bunch of new people - it's new to them.

 

Please Nova. This implies you need to write anything to be eligible for Best Writer.

 

i havent written anything in like 3ish months. it blows

 

I've written a lot, but I realize that I haven't shown anyone and I can't be looked at, either. ; n ;​

 

I actually haven't written anything new to the story I started a few years ago, and I probably should. I just procrastinate because I needed to work on the details a little more, and it helps when you have someone else doing that with you

 

I write romance-oriented Star Wars fanfiction so as far as I'm concerned all of you deserve the award before me.

 

I write posts desperately trying to be funny on a forum for a kids game. Does that count? Do I win?

 

I write TRON smut fanfiction these days.

 

can you hook me up

 

Does this mean I'm the only one who has enough ego to think, "Yeah, I got this one?"

 

I usually write philosophical ideas of sociological problems we face in the world through the perspective of a critical thinking and rhetorical plot that focuses on the questions of the logical mind.

 

That's funny, because I also write about why it's a good idea not to wear shirts as pants.

 

I'm not sure if you know what you're asking for.
Also, I'm not comfortable with linking porn to a 12 year old.

 

The master of ceremonies asked people to say what they thought the function of the novel might be in modern society, and one critic said, “To provide touches of color in rooms with all-white walls.” Another one said, “To describe blow-jobs artistically.”