i just ate a steak

AND I'M ALL OUT OF FUСKING FLOSS. MY FUСKING TEETH HURT LIKE A BITСH. FUСK.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

I know how you feel. I'm eating super dried beef jerky. It's fucking unbearable.

 

I was just outside photosynthesizing, AND I'M ALL OUT OF FUCKING CO2. MY FUCKING CHLOROPHYLL HURTS LIKE A BITCH. FUCK.

 

I had steak earlier today too. yum~

 

eating Steaks make your pee go yellow.

 

So does being a normal human being.

 

WHAT!? OH FUCK.a

 

It's okay. Due to Civil Rights Laws, you're automatically exempt from anything that can classify you as "not normal."