I-I'm gonna do it!

I'm gonna ask out Atlus-senpai!

 

They're already with Sega-chan

 

u wont

 

itadakimasu​

 

N-no that can't be true! He let me publish his game in Europe! That's gotta count for something, right?

 

Watch out for Disney-senpai! He's very attached to you.

 

do it and make persona fantasy or persona hearts shin megami fantasy and so on. make your babies my ideal game!

 

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Before you go askin' people out, maybe you should get your affairs in order. Don't you have some games to finish, young lady?

...snerk "affairs"

 

But if Atlus-senpai says yes and becomes my boyfriend, he'll help me finish all my games! H-he's just so kind like that.

*BLUSH*

 

Listen to yourself. Shame on you! You've put so much time and effort into those, and now you're just gonna hand them off and have someone else do your dirty work!? What happened to the little Soft-chan I knew and loved, who tried so hard to make every game shine?

 

I-I'm not just h-handing off my work! I-I try so hard to do my best b-b-b-but the shareholders just want so many big things and I can't do all of that and make a good game out of i-it all by myself! Sony-sensei is already selling his shares in me, so it's only a matter of time before everyone else gives up on me too. B-but if I get Atlus-senpai's help, I can make good games and keep the shareholders happy!

 

Listen to me. The shareholders don't run your life. They may think they do, but they don't. You don't always have to make them happy. Remember to be happy with yourself, too—Otherwise, no one will see how special you are.

Before you ask others to notice you, you must first notice yourself. ~N

 

B-but...

You're right, Nintendo-sensei! I'm gonna do my best by myself! I still wanna go out with Atlus-senpai, but now that can wait! I'm gonna be the best I can be all by myself!

 

I hope you end up with Atlus. Maybe he could teach you to make good games again.

 

I mean
Square Enix-chan JUST learned that westerners like JRPGs, sooo

 

Wait, does Enix know about any of this ? Or is she locked up in your cave, sewing up a couple Dragon Quests for food ?

 

Fuck now I wish I could change my name to Novtendo

In the same vein, you should change yours to Keyblade Squeenix at some point