I hereby challenge Pika_power to a Pokemon battle!

a foursome huh?

*takes out pokeball*
*throws it*
*Lucario comes out*

A 5 SOME NAO!! <3

 

Looks like Snake can't do this alone... *throws pokeball*

Raiden, I choose you!

Raiden, use your Breakdance move!

Raiden uses his Breakdance move on Lucario. The attack was super-effective. Lucario has now been served.

Old Snake, follow up with a Barrage attack!

Old Snake uses an M4 Barrage. The attack was not very effective.

 

damn. LUCARIO!!! USE SEXY POSE

Lucario used sexy Pose.

Lucario is now in a Sexy pose

OMG HAWT!!!!!! *is drooling*

 

Guys, this is my battle, and mine only. I can do this alone!

Magikarp, ignore these fools! We will win, I believe in you! Spash!

Magikarp used splash

 

Lucario used Sexy pose! The attack was super-effective!

No! Snake, Raiden, stop staring at him!

Item: Restorative: Playboy

Used Playboy magazine on Snake! His Psyche is now restored, and no longer stunned!

Old Snake used Pep Talk. Raiden is no longer stunned.

Together now! Attack Lucario and destroy him!

Old Snake used Grenade.

Raiden used Rapid Slash. The attack was super-effective.

 

Remember, Magikarp... this is between you and him! Wear him down with your splash attack!

Magikarp used Splash.

 

*takes out Pokeball* Richard Cuomo! I CHOOSE YOU!!!

*Richard Cuomo comes out*

RICHARD USE SAY IT AINT SO!!!

Richard Cuomo used Say it Aint So.

Richard Cuomo started singing

Richard Cuomo: SAY IT AINT SO!!!YOUR DRUG IS A HEART BREAKER!!!! SAY IT AINT SO-WO-WOA-WOAH!! MY LOVE IS A LIFE TAKER!!!

Lucario heard the music.

Lucario's Attack went way up!

 

Well this is certainly epic isn't it?

 

(What is a strange coincidence is that Lucario and Snake have already met in Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

Oh no! Lucario's power just went up! What do we do?

Old Snake used Stun Grenade. The attack was super-effective. Richard Cuomo is stunned!

Raiden used Duel. Lucario and Raiden are now duelling. Neither can attack or be attacked by anyone other than the membersm of the duel.

 

Restorative item: PARLYZ HEAL

Richard Cuomo is no longer stunned!

USE MY NAME IS JONAS!!!

Richard Cuomo used My name Is Jonas

Richard Cuomo started singing!

Richard Cuomo: My name is Jonas!!! Im carrying the will! Thanks for all ya shownun!

Old Snake heard the music

The song was so bad it damages snake

Its Super Effective!

 

Critical damage triggered a FOXDIE attack in Snake. He is paralyzed.

No! SNAAAAAAAKE!

Item: Effect: iPod: Snake Eater.

As long as Snake Eater is playing on Snake's iPod, the effects of restorative items are increased! As an added bonus, it drowns out any other song directed at Snake!

Old Snake used Syringe. The FOXDIE attack has been stopped.

Raiden used Rememberance. Raiden remembers the first time me met his fiance, Rosemary. The move was super-effective! Raiden's defense has gone way up!

 

Magikarp, take his splash attack head on, and counterattack with Splash!

Magikarp used Splash.

 

Wha? Richard Cuomo is evolving!

...

...

...

Richard Cuomo Evolved into James Hetfield!

James Hetfield learned Enter Sandman!

Lucario used Sleep powder.

Raiden fell asleep

James Hetfield used Enter Sandman!

James Hetfield started singing

James Hetfield: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!!!GRIPPIN YOUR PILLOW TIGHT!!!!!

Raiden is still asleep

Raiden takes Critical Damage from Enter Sandman for being asleep

Its super effective!

Critical Hit!

 

(Oh damn, I forgot that the iPod only protected Snake :p)

Hah! Joke's on you! Remember that Raiden got a defense boost from Rememberance! Raiden is still alive!

Old Snake used Pep Talk.

"You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness." Raiden is no longer stunned!

Raiden uses I Am Lightning. Lightning strikes Lucario.

 

Lucario fainted

Finalform sent out Inuyasha

James Hetfield used Say it Aint So!

James Hefield started singing!

Inuyasha heard the music

Inuyasha's Attack went way up!

Inuyasha used Wind Scar on Raiden

all right im gonna win!

 

Oh no!

Raiden fainted.

Raiden, return!

Raiden returns.

Liquid Ocelot, I choose you!

Liquid Ocelot arrives.

Liquid Ocelot triggers Old Snake's anger.

Liquid Ocelot and Old Snake use Metal Gear Solid 1.

Liquid Ocelot becomes Liquid Snake!

Old Snake becomes Solid Snake!

Solid Snake uses CQC throw on Inuyasha. The attack was not very effective.

Liquid Snake uses British Accent on James Hetfield. The attack was very effective. James Hetfield is dumbfounded!

 

Fool, my Magikarp is unphased by your splash attack. Magikarp, use your splash attack!

Magikarp used Splash.

 

Damn! Not now!

James Hetfield Return!!

Tidus! I choose you!!!

Finalform sent out Tidus

Inuyasha used Guard

Inuyasha is ready to take the enemys power if hit!

 

(The mental picture of this fight is so random my mind refuses to contemplate it :p)

Solid Snake and Liquid Snake use Metal Gear Solid 2. Liquid Snake becomes Liquid Ocelot again.

Solid Snake becomes Iroquis Pliskin.

Item: Effect: iPod: Tanker Incident.

This iPod song improves the stats of both Iroquis Pliskin and Liquid Ocelot as long as they are in Metal Gear Solid 2 mode. Of course, this replaces Snake Eater.

Pliskin uses M4 Barrage on Inuyasha. The attack was not very effective.

Liquid Ocelot uses Take This Jab on Tidus. The attack was very effective.

 

Hmm... I'm still engaged in a Magikarp battle against Pika... however, Paladin and FF will now yeild to the power of my Wartortle... I suggest you guys run... Pika Power seen that Wartortle in action... he can vouch for it...