I have to share, Spam Zone.

Some analogies written by High School Students.

 

They won't go far in life.

 

I'm just going to post this here, like a member on an internet forum.

 

And now I've found yet another reason to be thankful that I'm homeschooled.

 

"The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object."

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More respect.​

 

Hey, let's not generalise, I thought some of them were pretty good. xD

My favourites are 4 and 11.

 

Some of these I feel like could either be genious or horibly awkward in the context of the writing it was extracted from. And several I would like to believe were just for humor. But yeah that was pretty bad.

 

That sounds like something I'd write in a sarcastically toned story, like I was trying to come off as sarcastic.
(Or something my resident ditz would say...)

 

9 was wonderful.

 

I'm not sure if 9 and 12 are brilliant or ******ed.
Either way, they are my favorites.