I have realized my place here, KHV.

I am the old lady who gets pissed off at everyone, I constantly curse at all the damn youngins around here. Also when I get into a thread I just reply to what the OP said, when the topic has totally changed.

I am the one you all want to send to the retirement home.
[but i was not on the original site, so im not that old]

 

Hey you granny! Get off our lawn! To the MAX!!!


[has been on the site longer than you]

 

whatever ernie drink your prune juice

 

Oh you're not that old. XD

 

Are you the sweet kind of Granny that offers tea and scones to people? Or the mean one whose face is contorted into being permenantly unpleasant and yells at us children for being on your lawn?

 

Both.

"Hello kiddies. Would you like some tea?" *kids move closer* "GET OFF MY LAWN!!"