I have just witnessed the most disturbing convo ever

You know when you have those moments in your head when you think:

"What the f*ck is he thinking?"

I was there.

 

Wanna hear a trick?
When you masturbate, do it with your left hand. The left hand is closer to the heart, and more blood is going to the d*ck, so it gets bigger.

 

It's too bad you have a vagina, or that would probably work =P

 

I am far too busy fuckin bitches to masturbate.

Gotta give the monster some rest, you know?

 

If I was a 4 year-old kid, then I might noticed what you said.

 

Nope I don't know.Tell me about it.

You forgot a word (:

 

Oh yes that's why your here talking about how you bang women!
please I can get more girls then you ever could
and that my friends is coming from a girl :sigh:

 

Your sig says everything...

 

HEY YOU MIGHT WANNA LEAVE MY OBLIVION I THINK I MIGHT START SOME E-THUGGING AND WE ALL KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THAT.

Anyway, Famous, thanks for asking. I appreciate a thirst for knowledge, it's a good quality in a bitch.


See i can fuck about 6 bitches an hour. 5 minutes per bitch, then me and the monster need some rest. I take a nap, maybe smoke a pack of cigs, and he does his thing, gets his game back. THE MONSTER IS MY PENIS

 

What's your point? Being bi is hardly uncommon love.

That isn't something to brag about.

 

Well yes, I know that but anyways. I'm off to find a different topic before i say something that might get my account frozen :locked2:

 

Lesbian Alert Lesbian Alert!

 

Go on, it'll be a new record for the site

 

I am literally laughing out loud right now.
Thank you for that.
Would it be alright if I stole your words and put them in my signature to show everyone =P

 

No thank-you toshi I like failing at life , i don't need any record under my belt to be content with my life. (no pun indented)
But it was nice jabbering on and what not

 

It's "Toshi", not "toshi".

 

I find it strange how your name is Kaylee........and CtR's....>_>....yeah......off by about....2 letters.....I think.

 

Go right ahead.


SEE MY OBLIVION EVEN E-THUGS CAN HAVE A HEART. AND A HUGE PENIS.

 

I found the invisible text!
You are under arrest!