I have just witnessed the most disturbing convo ever

Really?

Maybe I just always end up with guys who don't know what they are doing, but as a girl I find it usually works the other way :v

 

Wait WHAT?!

 

I should have expected this.

But I didn't.

And that is why I nearly died whilst laughing. ​

 

It gets annoying sometimes, especially when you rub it off on those morning woods. I personally go to the shower as soon as I wake up, and it never gives you enough when there's so much water =\

 

lol don't feel bad,
One of my friends in 6th grade asked me if orgasms taste like ranch dressing.
It was awkward.
I mean how the hell should I know!

 

D:
Just for that post.

I like you already.

<3​

 

I enjoy ejaculating all over the poster of Hannah Montana on my wall.

 

Gotta have the best of both worlds man

 

O.O

That is all.

 

zomg kaylee is lubbed! xD lol but yeah seriously guys. Stop, cause one day you'll talk about weather or not you like harry pussy and a girl like me will be there. And just to screw with your mind that girl will say something like. "I'm not a very picky eater"
> : )​

 

Totally dude, totally.

 

The majority of men can't please a woman well in bed, its pretty common knowledge :v dey r selfish luvers

 

*Gags*

Mind screw status: Successful.

Someone pass me the brain bleach...

 

Who is Harry? and why would we be talking about him and the weather?

 

damn, you beat me to it xD

 

Never heard of harry the pot head?

Terribbly sorry allow me to pay for the mind bleach.

 

This boy was masturbating in the seat next to me when I was taking my Social Studies final today.It was hard not to stare at him I'll tell you that. :P

 

okay don't even this whole topic is one big mind F*ck

 

I bet you were staring from the corner of your eye missie ;D