I have just witnessed the most disturbing convo ever

3 guy friend talking about how they masturbate.


peachy.just freakin' peachy.


my almost virgin mind has been corrupted.

 

My junior year in Chemistry, there was these 2 guys who were quite open about that kind of thing. Like telling me when they shaved their asses, why one of them can't masturbate in the shower (there's too much water).

 

now those are the kind of things are girl should not know.


or even care about.

<:

 

I'm a guy and I still didn't want to hear that

 

In my tech theater class, these guys were talking about when, what lube to use, and how many ties they could do it in a day?

It started getting freaky like, "Maybe you should try using Mashed Patatoes!"; "Wipped cream," and all that crap. This one dude said he was able to do it eight times in one day.

And i sat there at the end of the table reading my book.

Amen brother. A--Fucking--men

 

I'm left handed, but I masturbate with my right.

 

Really? I'm right handed but use my left.

What's really exciting is if you put a rubber band or two or three around your upper arm to make it numb. Then masturbate. I call it the Stranger.

 

Last year this happened to me. But it was an entire lunch table of guys talking about it.

*Shudders*​

 

I alternate between hands when I masturbate.

 

You still masturbate?

 

You still don't matsurbate?​

 

Why masturbate when you can f**k

 

do you masturbate?

 

All the cool people are doing it.

 

Because when you masturbate you only gotta think about pleasuring yourself. :lolface:​

And yes. Thanks for being nosey.​

 

Amen!

as a guy I found it more pleasurable ****ing than masturbating

 

I find it hard to believe you've ever actually had a good fuck, but I'll take your word for it.​

 

lol .

 

lets stop talking about this before the staff gets mad

 

That's true.