I have gotten a strange sensation and only you can help me KHV

I have to pee! I haven't done this in six years hao 2 p!?!?!?!?!11?!1one++!plus!

 

Assuming you're wearing pants, you'll need to discard them or at least use this application called a zipper that should be located on the front to aid with the first step of pee preparation.

 

Ask someone to go for you.

 

I am now pantsless, where do I go from here? Right now I'm just standing here and don't know what do to next this is so confusing omgosh

and Ienzo, I already told someone but it didn't solve anything ;-;

 

You'll need to go to the toilet, lift up the lid and try casting that levitating spell from Harry Potter with the pee function device.

 

What?! This is the first I'm hearing of this. Alright, don't panic, just sit around naked and it will come out eventually. If you wear clothes, they may start to smell. It's also a good excuse to sit around with no clothes on.

 

I think if you haven't performed this necessary bodily function in a period of 6 years...

Can I have your stereo?