I have an apology to make

So as you all might have noticed lately I've been rather mean towards a lot of you and I just haven't been very happy and having fun in general. I had noticed that my period was a little late, but I just assumed it was late and nothing else, but after two weeks I decided to check it, and... Apperantly I'm pregnant, I don't even know who the guy is. I really don't know what to do right now or how to feel about this, but you all have my apologies for my previous behaviour.

 

You expect me to forgive you after you stole that cookie from me and lied about Santa coming for Halloween? **** you, I'll never forgive you.


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Please don't joke around about this, this is completely serious and I feel terrible about the whole thing. Please do be more considerate towards me and my feelings.

 

Oh, it is??? Well, I haven't seen any rude posts made by you... You seem fine to me. Sorry

 

What exactly have you done that is considered mean? I mean, if you're pregnant, it's cool. But if you're not, and this is a joke.

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It's funny to me because I didn't know you were a girl, I thought Christor was a guys name.

 

Haha, this is one of my favorite pranks. <3

 

I'm sorry, but how could you even think that? How does a name get more feminine than Christhor? It reeks of female hormones

 

I'm still confused as to whether you're a guy or girl.
Completely ignoring the question of whether this is a prank or not, you haven't seemed rude at all in my eyes.

If this isn't a prank, good luck >>

 

Whoa, you lost me there with your hip young lingo son.

 

I really don't get that, I always thought my gender seemed pretty obvious and it's kinda odd how people don't know what it is, oh well. Maybe you haven't noticed me as rude, but I have and I felt like I needed to apologize.

Thank you.

Well, I could post it in another forum, but you and I both know that nobody would even notice the thread, that's why I went for the spam zone. And the Animal thread is a good example on how serious the spam zone can be.

 

and Emilee loved you...

 

Christhor is a girl. I've touched her vagina loads of times.

 

Please don't be so grotesque dear, it's not very gentleman like of you.

 

I vote naming your child Herbert. c: No matter the gender.

 

Well. I just have a question to ask. I am allowed to stick my penis into your vagina tonight, right?

 

Oh yes, I always wanted a little Herbert. <:

Sure why not? Just try to not hit the baby >:

 

Can't believe I fell for this

you guys suck :c

 

What are you talking about? Christhor is pregnant and I'm the dad.