i have a riddle for u............

ok u ready.............
I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.

 

Nothing .
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good . Take one out and scratch my head,
I am now black but once was red.

 

a match?filler

 

good. My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.

 

a volcano?

 

Yes. It's a volcano.

 

Wow, you guys are really good at this!

I couldn't get a single one...

:stupid:

 

I've got one now!

2 sisters, a blonde n a brunette buy a ranch. they have $1000 saved up to buy a bull. the brunette goes off to find the biggest, best bull that she can. she finds one, and it is only $999! she buys it immediately and is very excited. the blonde is at home waiting, and so the brunette is going to send her a telegraph to have her come and pick up the bull. but when she goes into the telegraph office, she realizes that she only has enough money to buy one word, because telegraphs are .99 cents a word. after a while, she realizes the one word that she is going to send to her sister. What is the word? Why?




Hint: it isnt "bull" and the words can't be all ran together like this "comegetthebullnow!"

Start guessing!