I have a confession

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by kitty_mckechnie, Nov 21, 2009.

  1. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2007
    2,230
    [I am not a 21 year old 'lass fae doon the streets a Glesga, born n' raised to fight begga's, moochers n' neds'. I'm not even of the felidae family.

    Truth be told, i am in-fact a 40 year old man that lives in his mother's attic (Racoons seized the basement. I tried to fend them off with my replica Andúril sword from Lord of the Rings, but the ring leader defeated me in a game of roshambo), who plays runescape, WoW, dances and sings to High School musical and loves Miley Cyrus music.

    Why am i saying this now? Well, my mother, the slave driver succubus that she is, was listening to a conversation i was having with my partner. My mother never did approve of friends or relationships via the internet. She said they were all 92 year old females looking to prey on young men like me. Anyway, she burst into my room as i began to cry. She got mad and said i spend too much time on the internet. Can you blame me for crying? I just found out my internet boyfriend was a 26 old female from Scandinavia! My mother then began whacking me with a stick, the same stick she used to hit me with when i was a toddler (she said it would improve my looks). So now i'm banned from the internet.

    This is a very stressful time for me. I've been alienatied from the Dungeons and Dragon club because i wear chanel no.5. My mother doesn't understand. I lost the only person i ever loved! khv, i need you! Everyone who i know and love...i know where you live and i'll be at your house on either Wednesday or Thursday afternoon.]
     
  2. Nuff' Said Banned

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2008
    Location:
    Hell
    71
    931
    come to my house :D tonight :D
     
  3. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

    162
    40 is the new 20?
     
  4. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2008
    Location:
    Trolling Shizu-chan
    84
    751
    You know how old people want to be young again.
     
  5. Nuff' Said Banned

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2008
    Location:
    Hell
    71
    931
    17? Good back and easy to get a boner?
     
  6. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2008
    164
    There are children in this forum.
     
  7. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2007
    2,230
    I've made a list. I've checked it twice. You're my 11:40 on Friday.
     
  8. Nuff' Said Banned

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2008
    Location:
    Hell
    71
    931
    that words been used alot on here. It's a German last name anyway
     
  9. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2008
    Location:
    Trolling Shizu-chan
    84
    751
    Who gives a fuck? People post uncensored stuff all the time. Untill the spamzone started sucking, we had orgy threads.
     
  10. Nuff' Said Banned

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2008
    Location:
    Hell
    71
    931
    uhh ohh ohhh ohh uhh Cupcakes *goes and steals cupcakes*
     
  11. NarutoSuperKubii Chaser

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2008
    164
    I dont care about uncensored words.

    Some of these kids dont know what a boner is. <_<
     
  12. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2007
    2,230
    lol, bypassing censors. A lot of members must have coprolalia. Such a shame.
     
  13. Darkandroid Gets it Together

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    England
    240
    [​IMG]
     
  14. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

    162
    oh boy that's today :D
     
  15. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Shirokuma Cafe
    294
    And of course reading the letters in the correct order neccessary to create such a word will surely fill their minds with the image of the object.
     
  16. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2008
    Location:
    Trolling Shizu-chan
    84
    751
    All the cool kids do.
     
  17. Jayn

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2007
    4,214
    What's a boner? c: Is that a person who throws bones to dogs a lot?
     
  18. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2008
    Location:
    Trolling Shizu-chan
    84
    751
    Stop joking.

    I nearly fell for it. >:
     
  19. MK-Scorpion Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2009
    Location:
    Netherrealm
    1
    7
    Hold on...i have completely lost sight of this topic.What's it about again...being young?

    Precisely lol.