I hate that I turned the age

Where 'I really want a drink' made me sound like an alcoholic.

 

Pretty sure that's considered any age if you think about it hard enough.

 

Probably should've added "whilst looking like this, a scruffy hobo".

 

Never started drinking so I wouldn't know from experience. So I'll take your word for it.

 

The only time I really felt like drinking was being admin here sometimes.

It's true, ask the staff around then. :P

 

Wait.

This is a thing?

 

Quick, start drinking Four Lokos in a 7/11 parking lot. That'll make you feel young again.

 

If I ever say I "want" a drink, it's soda. "Need" a drink, it's alcoholic.
...I don't drink that much soda these days.

Four Lokos was never that much of a big deal for me whenever I had it.

 

When I say that I always find myself reaching for the bottle.

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