I hate Rap.....

Already done. And what length should the extension wire and jump rope be?

 

It will happen. All of it. What goes on in the Obsessed phases should be rather obvious. And yes, Psychonauts was amazing. Too bad that the game tanked in sales and the producer is too busy working on Brutal Legend to care about making a sequel. >_>

Anyway, yes. It will all be happening. Be ready.

52.356 miles. Make sure that we have the traffic cones ready, we need to make a makeshift runway for Jesus to fly down.

 

im phase 100000 yaynesss...what does this mean, though

 

And then the stuffed Pikachu is at a 3.14 degree angle, yes?

 

Ah, you're in the John Lennon phase. This is the phase in which we sacrifics Yoko Ono to revive John Lennon and use his immeasurable influence to take over the United States and British governments. This is one of the final maneuvers of the plan, and it is essential that you kidnap Yoko. B|

Yes, but make sure it talks. Big J doesn't like regular stuffed animals, he has pretty high standards for this sort of thing.

 

Why do you hate rap?>

 

oh yes...this sounds like funn >8D *puts on ninja outfit* Ready for kidnapping...

 

Use this.

*Hands you Let it Be*

She hates Beatles music, hence why she split them up. Also, if she asks who you are, tell her it's Ringo.

 

*nods* Alright...ready for action! *jumps and runs to strawberry field(is a real place in new york city XD)* Alright..she's in my sights.

 

*Over walkie-talkie*

Okay, start playing track 6!

*Let it Be Starts playing*

GOGOGOGOGO!

 

*Swoops into her room* NOW YOU SHALL PAY!!!!


Yoko-"Wh-who are you!" *is scared shitless*

"Ringo...." *knocks her out*

Yoko-"???!!!?!" *is knocked out*

*Goes on awaiting helicopter* "Advent...it's done, about in 3.5 mins i shall arrive.."

 

Please, Bitch, Eminem is "a wannabe *****" as my friend's lovely mother said xD
Ya, he's aiiight. ​

 

what the heck does this have to do with rap????

 

......hey, my first rap....and last. only little bit i like.....oh well haha.

 

XD double posties are baddddd

 

Okay, we'll rendezvous at Dark's place, his phase should be just about done. We're gonna need Yoko for this part...

 

*Runs into darks place while Yoko is duct taped* "Advent...mission compleate!" he sighed as he placed her on the table.

 

What you meant to say is that you hate black people. You're not alone.

 

*Lays out blueprints*

Okay... Here's the runway that DR set up earlier, with the orange marmalade and talking Pikachu plushy. Jesus will land here, and when he goes to eat the marmalade, he will also eat Yoko, who is submerged in said marmalade. This will finish the ceremony, reviving John Lennon. I'll explain the rest when the time is right.

 

Nods and says "Alright...when shall this start?" he sees her struggles and throws a cookie at her