I hate guys so much right now

As I said, all I need is my Enzy and all is well with the world :P

 

Yay ::L: Well I'm sure you're alright for AIDS but I'm here for everything else.

See, not all men give headaches, many will infact take binary bullets for you and make you laugh lots ^^

 

Such as me! :D
*gets shot*

 

*jumps infront of the bullet*

Never! No one shoots Bushy Brow and gets away with it >:3

 

*moves quickly in front of you regardless*
Never! I won't let anyone shoot Enzy even if I was the original target!
Without Enzy, the worlds pharmaceutical companies are screwed!

 

xD Yes, I am growable fungus that makes people better, without that the world would be in chaos.


Woah, this is a slow moving bullet O.o

 

Yeah, it's funny, you think we could just move out of the way of it instead. *it hits me*
... too late. X_X..

Enzy isn't fungus! Enzy is Enzy! :D

 

Lol, it never seems to occur to the people in movies to move either, strange world is strange.

Nuu! I shall heal you *glomps* >:3

 

BRB, sex change.

 

I am healed!
Crowd: He is healed!
I AM HEALED!
*shot*

... Enzy... I need another Glomp... :/
XD

 

*Blocks bullet with energy shield*
Because I can do that.

 

*reloads sniper rifle* Why are they so stupid...

Dude. I think the pharmaceutical companies are screwed WITH Ienzo existing. Without I think they'd be back in business. Thus, why they hired me. *looks back through scope at targets*

 

BRB Being disturbed O_O

While he's doing that, let's think of a name for his new female alter-ego...

 

Don't know him enough. *fires sniper rifle*

 

Well you said that you hate all men, and I'm a man so...THIS IS THE ONLY SOLUTION!

 

*glomps* :3 And there's plenty more where that came from.

Never! Me and the drugs are one! We cannot be stopped.

 

You're wrong!
Just because it seems to be the only solution doesn't mean it's right! Go grow an adamantium skeleton, why don't you?

 

But I already have an Orichalcum skeleton!

 

It's not adamantium. You are not part of the X-Men. Byeee.
(My favourite mutants are: Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, Gambit, Wolverine and Rogue, in case you wanted to know)

 

Kids talking about drugs and X-men. What is this is this, the 90's!?

*sigh* man, I f***in' wish it was the 90's.....

Then most of you would'nt have been born :B(: