I got this email today...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Llave, Dec 12, 2011.

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  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I go to my email and this is what I find in my spam folder...

    Only thing that turns me off is she's tall. I don't like mah womenz taller than me... wat do KHV?
     
    Llave, Dec 12, 2011
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  2. nickoboyzx Gummi Ship Junkie

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    maybe, you should say "how tall was you?"
    to him
     
    nickoboyzx, Dec 12, 2011
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  3. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    I dont care for tall women either. /brofist

    Anyway sex once, never contact her again. Carpe Diem, my friend.
     
    Noroz, Dec 12, 2011
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  4. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Was that on purpose? Cause it would be suspiciously funny if it was.
     
    Loxare, Dec 12, 2011
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  5. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Oh, I see how it is. I thought we had something special, Llave! ;_;

    Send her a photo of bacon. If she replies with nudes, it's genuine.
     
    Pinekaboo, Dec 12, 2011
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  6. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Seems legit. E-mail her back and see what happens.
     
    KeybladeSpirit, Dec 12, 2011
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    Sounds suspicious. Plus grammar and spelling aren't right.
     
    Firekeyblade, Dec 12, 2011
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  8. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Yes, send him just that, [sic].​
     
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  9. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I give you 3 choices:


    [1] Platform shoes.

    [2] Steroids.

    [3] Stretching.
     
    Te Deum, Dec 12, 2011
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  10. Patman Bof

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    Totally.

    [​IMG]

    [4] Foreigner looking for a walking wallet sucker / a Green Card.
     
    Patman, Dec 12, 2011
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  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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  12. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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  13. Llave Superless Moderator

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    *Brofist*

    Bacon is the international language of love, because she clearly doesn't speak English well so all's good.

    My thoughts are these:

    1. Some new kinky strategy a credit card company is trying.

    2. a porn bot that wandered on KHV.

    I'll give you three answers:

    [1] No

    [2] Nope

    [3] Hack No

    I am fully loaded if you know what I mean.
     
    Llave, Dec 12, 2011
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  14. Zter Banned

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    It's just spam mail. Don't flatter yourself.
     
    Zter, Dec 12, 2011
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  15. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    This was supposed to be secret Llave D: I was trying to get across my undying love for you... you didn't need to broadcast it on KHV ;-;-;-;-;
     
    Ienzo, Dec 12, 2011
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  16. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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  17. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I know it was you darling, stop blushing.

    D:
     
    Llave, Dec 12, 2011
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  18. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Meh, maybe she should learn proper grammar and stop using 4 as for
     
    ShibuyaGato, Dec 12, 2011
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  19. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    But what about 5ever
     
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  20. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    5eva is 5eva the exception~
     
    ShibuyaGato, Dec 12, 2011
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