I got my hair cut today

I got a faux hawk. It's pretty cash.

For those who don't know what a faux hawk is:

Spoiler

 

That's hot.

 

Oh my close friend does that to his hair.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuucking hot :3

 

Calm down ladies. I know how a faux hawk can get you all worked up.

 

Mohawks were here, faux hawks are pussies.

 

Mohawks are for ******s who feel like "LOL STICKING IT TO DAH MAN!" and "HEY LOOK AT MY MOHAWK! OVER HERE! LOOK AT HOW I LOOK LIKE A PEACOCK!".

Faux hawks are for bros who just want to look good.

 

You ****ing racist. How dare you discriminate against my mohawk.

 

You are now attractive to me.

 

but...you've never even seen me. Damn my hair must be that good.

 

Pics or gtfo then.

 

Maybe tomorrow, and that's if I remember to show anybody.

Anybody besides Jerome of course.

 

... Well played, good sir.

 

I will now always picture you as Adam Sessler.

 

fauxhawk equals hott. :Awesome:

 

Oh man, high five.
I've been planning for a faux hawk, but tbh I don't want it like a small buzz with a little faux in the middle. I would like mine Beckham style, that dude's hair is fucking sick lol.
Yo, it'd help though, if you show me a picture of it , because I'm probably heading to the barber tomorrow or sometime really soon...and if I like the cut, I'll take the pic of you with me to make it look in your figure :]

Props, I think faux hawks are beastly.