I got mail

i did

^not from this mailbox.
it likes to rape kids. :(

 

So did Steve.

 

so did mr. salt

 

I know somebody who's last name is Rape.

 

Your MOM!
(sorry, couldn't help it)

 

I once knew of a teacher called Mrs. Hooker...

 

There is a teacher at my school named Mr. Gropey.

Not much of a people person.

 

So was "sending him to college" their way of locking him in a detention center?

 

I had a substitute named Mr. Toot.

He's white, but all he talks about is how he went to Mexico and his sons live there.

 

Why must you steal my mailbox every day? It had taken me years to purchase it, and all you hooligans do is take it out of my lawn and put it on display all over the place.

 

Because some people are so desperate they pretend the mailbox is a woman and they are thrilled to think that their is a woman who will not just walk away or slap them.

 

My mailbox is a homosexual male, according to the tag. How can they not see that?

 

Because they're to busy trying to open it. They'll be horrified by what they find, though...

 

My insane paychecks? Indeed.

 

Will they be horrified by the amount of money on them or what you did to earn the money?

 

Perhaps both.

 

Perhaps nether.
Or perhaps "Your mom." Couldn't resist...

 

I've seen my own paychecks, and I know what occupation I have. Logically, I should know.

 

Are we using logic?
If the answer is no, then how can there be a logically?

 

I was inferring that the answer was clearly a "no" using reason.