I got a pet Poogie x3

I went to go preorder MHF2 and the lady then reached down and gave me this little stuffed piggie and gave it to me and I was like "WTF IS THIS? D:" And she said it comes free with the reservation. Then when I looked at it more closely.....very very closely I noticed it was the pet pig from the game. It's a little pig with a green sweater that has a watermelon on it's *** and a flower on it's tail x3

I'm so happy I'm gonna take a quick photo and show a select few of you because since I'm obviously going to be in the photo it's going to be rated XXX do to my uber shmexyness >:3

And now it's mine and I'm going to go seduce it....I mean play with it...I mean leave it on my computer desk

>.>

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*runs*

 

I want one of those :3

 

Just don't traumatize the kids D:
By kids I mean SA, K a i r i, Mish, etc etc

 

How would they be traumatized? o.O

 

You said you would seduce it!!!

 

I wanna see it. :3

 

i've seen him before, i survived.

 

i wanna seee the piggie!
( rolls on the floor )
wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee