I forgot what this thread was going to be about.

So let's play a game of Absolute Choice a la My Mental Choices are Completely Interfering with My School Romantic Comedy until I remember.

Situation:
You are on a crowded bus doing nothing in particular.

CHOOSE
1. Rap all of your thoughts for the duration of your ride home.
2. Rebecca Black's "Friday" blares from your phone for the next three stops.

 

The quite rotund lady in front of you is shocked by your shameless rapping about her weight. The same goes for the gay homeless man who thought your were his friend and the bus driver, who kicks you off the bus because you made some assumptions about his home life which he claims are incorrect. The next bus will not some for two hours and your home is a day's worth of walking away. Still rapping, you are avoided by most everyone on the sidewalk. Some think you're a street performer and throw quarters at you. To escape the barrage of pocket change, you duck into a nearby taxi that your best friend since childhood happens to be riding in. He quickly catches on to your game and plays along and, as the cab moves onto the freeway, raps to you that he'd be happy to take you to his destination with him. Still thinking out loud, you eventually come to the conclusion that this will be better than nothing since he's probably on his way to his home, which happens to be on the same block as-

CHOOSE
1. Refuse his offer, punch him in the face, and leave the car before he can ask what's going on.
2. Accept and give your friend a manhug so tight and for so long that it may cause serious injuries for both of you.