*gasp* IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY OH MY ARCEUS HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR ESCAPE FROM THE WOMB, MY FRIEND, AND CONGRATULATIONS ON SURVIVING ANOTHER YEAR. AHHHHHH.
Oh, today it’s your birthday? Happy birthday! I know we barely have talked to each other (Have we even talked to each other, actually? lolbadmemory), but that still not stops me from wishing you a happy birthday. c: May you have an enjoyable one, may all your birthday wishes come true and may you have many, many more.