I don't want Halloween to come

But seriously. I don't like Halloween.

 

I freaking LOVE Halloween. One of my friends is planning on going as a gay vampire aka Edward. : D

Srsly, he's planning on putting on make up and shiny shiet.

 

I used to love Halloween. Now I feel like the only costumes I can find are made for hoes~

 

True that. Either too revealing or too covered up. If I want to get candy, I save my money and put on my dads clothes and go around as a hobo.

 

Isn't it grand?

 

I'll give you guys three guesses as to what I'm going as.

 

A Kuriboh.

 

what? you hate Halloween? how is that possible! Halloween is one of the best holidays of the year! you.....YOU *******! lol but seriously are you like the Grinch on Halloween? oh and the pic is win, so much win!

 

I find it funny you called Reptar Grinch.

 

A Kuriboh hunter?

 

It seems Poptart gets scared too easily during this time of the year. You'd think she'd be big and brave after being named by one of the manliest dinosaurs ever.

I don't see anything wrong with that.

 

The problem is, I'm too pure to wear those costumes.

 

I just don't like the 'rituals' I have to do with my stepmom during this time of the year, she is a Halloween fanatic.

 

Sacrifice goats. Raise demons. Party like it's 1459.

 

My friends and I were going to do a Fairly OddParents group, but then they decided today that they were going to be hipsters instead.
So I have to figure out a costume before Friday. .-.

 

If you need a hipster costume, just cover yourself in triangles.

 

Here's some help, but seriously if you want to look hipster just buy some random clothes at a thrift store and toss them on. Unless you're a special breed of hipster like myself who doesn't follow the 'mainstream' hipster fashion.

Spoiler

 

I'm looking for a sexy prisoner outfit.
But they don't make those for guys ; ;

You're so cool.

 

*cough* *cough* Riiiiiiiiiiight....

 

... How about I let you scare me on Halloween. :) and I get scared shitless out of anything