I don't get it KHV

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Tyrant Valvatorez, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    My friend went to jail, he got into an assault, I was a witness to this and I saw that he was using it for self defense, yet the court found him guilty, I saw his mom crying, and his dad looking at the judge like he was dissipoint. Its been 3 years since my friend was in jail, I ask him if their is anyway I can help, he replies that their is a kid who set him up, he asks me to kill him, if that's what it takes, so be it. I grab my switchblade and go to the kids house at night, I knock on the door, unfortunately when he answered it he knew what I was their for. He immediately punched me in the gut, I get the wind knocked out of me as I lay on the ground, he starts kicking me in the face, I grab his leg and trip him to the ground, I slammed my foot to his face to break his nose, I do so but as I was ready to stop my foot a second time he grabs my leg and throws me across the room, he gets out his own switch blade as I roll left to avoid it, his knife gets stuck in the wall, he tries to get it out, but before he can I kick him across the room, an eye for an eye right? Than he lays their I grab a butchers knife and say, "any last words?" he replies "well.....at least I had Recces for breakfast" I take a pause and reply "candy? for breakfast?" he jumps back up and reply's "not just candy its Recces puff cereal!" so he gives me the nearest bowl and BOOM! My taste buds are dancing in a chocolaty and peanut buttery mix. As the kid replies "Recces puffs cereal, its Recces, for breakfast!"

    PS: This is a joke.
     
  2. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Silly psychonautsmaster, Trix are for kids.
     
  3. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Curses, fooled by those kids again!
     
  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Saw that coming a mile away. One of my friends is still in jail for cussing at a court hearing, though. Sixty days.
     
  5. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    That sucks......
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Yeah... We are sending letters and calling in and so on, but getting him out is not all that likely now that they have handed a sentence down.
     
  7. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    One of my friends is actually in jail.I don't know how long though.
     
  8. Jin うごかないで

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    My Father has been in jail a few times. I'd rather not discuss the reason.
     
  9. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I call begging the question here. If you do not want to discuss a point, then do not bring it up.
     
  10. Jin うごかないで

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    Lol , sorry sir , just saying x_x
     
  11. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Just sparking my curiosity is what you were doing.
     
  12. Jin うごかないで

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    My Dad was a "Bouncer" as they call them , at a Club , drunks and everything, That should explain everything.
     
  13. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Oh, yeah, I get it. Not that bad. I had murder in mind, and that kind of thing.
     
  14. kh_luver Merlin's Housekeeper

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    LOL, I believed it for a few seconds, hahahahaha.
     
  15. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    How did this turn into something about Recces puffs to a serious conversation?
     
  16. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I am at fault here, sorry.