i cant hold my liquor

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  1. jafar custom title

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    i used too much vaseline on my hands and the glass keeps slipping out of my hands now. i dont want it to break. what do?
     
  2. 61 No. B

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    Sounds like quite the slippery situation.
     
  3. Llave Superless Moderator

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    just lick 'er
     
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    Why not use a glove?
     
  6. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    This is when you get one of your best mates to hold the bottle for you. You don't have to expend any effort bringing the bottle to your mouth and you get a cupholder all at the same time.

    Course you have to trust said mate to not drink the liquor themselves.