I can see the majority of girls on this site doing something like this

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  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
     
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  3. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Was she hot?
     
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  5. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    What part of PG13 do you have difficulty understanding?
     
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    Why do I doubt this event's actual occurance?
     
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    Because it's simply too ridiculous. : D

    Still, if it ever happened IRL, that would be so much more funny than sad... but if she was really hot, idk, you'd probably be sadder... yet I'd be sadder if she was hot... **** that ****.