I am wearing a Santa Hat.

You have another one?

Wait, what's going on. How many of those things are there?

 

there are people that will work for cheaper pay

 

260 Trillion.

The elves mass-produced them in November. It was on a news bulletin in Nunavut.

 

can i have one?

 

Goddamnit, no one tells me anything anymore. You'd think they would, wouldn't you? I mean i'm f*cking Santa Claus but no, i guess it doesn't matter anymore. Just last year i was flying around in my sleigh and i see some stupid hobo walking around the streets of New York and i'll damned if he didn't look exactly like me.

 

what did you do about it santa?

 

I told you, the elves are evil.

Tradition means nothing if one is not benefited from it productively, though there are a few exceptions. The elves aren't.

 

What do i do about them, then? Help me out here guys i'm useless when i'm not jumping down chimneys and shoving cookies down my throat.

 

fire them and hire mexicans

 

Is that a mexicans = cheap labor joke?

Coal for you, then.