I am turning into a Vampire...

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  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ...or it could be something else. Anyway, I'm soooooo damn tired during the day, I can't go to sleep at night, even though I wear braces my canine teeth enlarge over night, and 2 days ago, my friend cut his thumb and I couldn't resist sucking his thumb.

    If I'm not turning into a Vampire, I don't know what's happening to me.
     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Becareful you don't sparkle.
     
  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    There's a real f(guitar riff)ing vampire.
     
  4. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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  5. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    ...What was his reaction to this?
     
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    There's a real sexy vampire.
     
  7. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    He just stared at me.
     
  8. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    ....I've got no comment. *just walks away*
     
  9. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Oh, and today somebody said "BITE ME!!!". I almost did.
     
  10. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    *hails a taxi to get the hell away from here*
     
  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *runs after taxi* WAAAIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Well, Te Deum, when you reach a certain age, some things about your body start to change--*SHOTSHOTSHOT*
     
  13. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    *throws pipe bomb out window*
     
  14. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    oh shi--- boom
     
  15. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    I heard there were vampires around.
     
  16. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    [video=youtube;f2_neagYJLA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_neagYJLA[/video]
     
  17. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    inb4 Buffy picture
     
  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    No, not again. I know what's coming n-
    It's already too late. I am ashamed of this.
    Or I was, until this showed up. Lost Boys for the win.
    What is with that *shot* meme? Source, please? Because it is getting kind of annoying.
     
  19. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Actually, I'm not so sure it's a meme...
     
  20. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    It is frequently used enough on here to be one. At the very least it is a quirk of the language.