I am the terror that flaps in the night.

I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
I am the itch you cannot reach.

 

You are my pickle <3

 

...Wow you are so cool

 

I hate you oh-so-much.

 

fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

Psh, you wish you were as cool as me.

 

Don't I know it

 

Thank you for the nostalgia...pickle.

 

I am the chill that runs down your spine,
I am the surprise in your cereal box,
I am the oven that burns your toast,

 

I am the one hiding under your stairs,
Fingers like sna--

...Wait wrong one

 

As soon as i read this i thought, hey isn't that from Darkwing Duck? Then i saw your name XD

I love that show

 

DUCK TALES WOO HOO

wait, wrong show?

 

Isn't that the show with those pesky mystery solving kids and that dog?

Edit:
I just noticed that the rainbow isn't half bad with this name.

 

No I'm Dirty Dan.

 

I can't take you half as seriously with a name like that xD

 

You are still a crazy chainsaw man.

>______>

 

You are the show that was canceled god knows how long ago.

 

Read "flaps" as "faps"

derp

 

You ass. I was going to say that.