i am pleased to inform you. . .

The owls...they come in great masses! *hears fluttering wings*

...they are coming...

 

*summons keyblade*
tell them bring it.

 

XD

More like a rep man, that's funny.


100++ owls, killers of the night, versus tummer.

I know the winner of this battle already.

 

sounds kinky..

 

*Pulls out 2 umrellas and passes one to tummer*
I think you'll find this more useful

 

i agree with cocohints.

 

DON'T SHUT US OUT!!!!!!! o:

 

i should change the 'kill the rabbit' to 'kill the owl'

 

Yes. Two years ago. No seriously.

.... Voldemord would kick Darth Vader's a$$.

 

But... that would be muggle violence if he kicked.

o.o

 

The odds aren't in his favor. It would have to be 100++ Tummers against one owl, even then it would still be likely the owl would win.


j/k tummer.

 

ya right darth varder just uses the force to snap voldys wand, what can the little voldy do after that huh?

 

... Using a spell perhaps? *searches spells list*

 

all owls dead.
"victory fanfare plays*
SHUT UP!!!

 

You'd be surprised...... In all seriousness, he would manage without a wand. Because he's dangerous like that.

lulz kitty

 

Summon it back? He doesn't need a wand to summon things. And then use the imperius curse to make him his pathetic puppet?

 

haha i was only kidding guys dont get so uptight

 

Okay, here's how I imagine it:
-Darth Vader uses force choke
-Voldemort holds his hand to his throat like everybody else does when they're in that situation
-Voldemort is too busy choking to bring back his wand
-Vader sees his opportunity and slices Voldemort in half with his lightsaber

THE END

Then again, I could see things going wrong with that.....We'll just call it 50/50 then.

 

We're not uptight...

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I dunno who I'd root for though.

 

I'm placing all my money on Santa Claus.