i am not sure if i should be excited,

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  1. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    or terrified for my well-being, but i am about to start reading 50 shades of grey

    my bffffffz told me i would be really interested in it
    why in the world does she think that
     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Do you like Twilight?
     
  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Mish said the male character reminded her of me.

    Read at your own peril.
     
  4. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Oh Makaze you naughty boy. *blushes*
     
  5. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    you're dominant when it comes to sex?
     
  6. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    You'll see what she meant when you read the dialogue.

    I will neither confirm nor deny.
     
  7. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Um. That's a pleasant book.
     
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    the best part is the tampon sex.
     
  9. Hayabusa Venomous

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    This makes it all the better: Duke Nukem reads from the book.

    But still, what a shit book.
     
  10. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

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    If you bought that book, you must have a lot of money to waste.
     
  11. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    someone sent me a pdf of it.
     
  12. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

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    I have a book in PDF written by the guy who created Pascal and Modulo-2 (the programming languages), Niklaus Wirth, called Algorithms and Data Structures. I can send it to you if you want, it's by far more entertaining and useful.
     
  13. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    i think i will stick to my written porn
     
  14. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Oh, then you must remind her of this guy, too, if that's the case.


    [video=youtube;9bPDCjdpyBs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bPDCjdpyBs&feature=related[/video]

    [video=youtube;-eU1bTO217I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eU1bTO217I[/video]
     
  16. The Fuk? Dead

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    Why settle for written porn when you can have visual porn?