i am not sure if i should be excited,

or terrified for my well-being, but i am about to start reading 50 shades of grey

my bffffffz told me i would be really interested in it
why in the world does she think that

 

Do you like Twilight?

 

Mish said the male character reminded her of me.

Read at your own peril.

 

Oh Makaze you naughty boy. *blushes*

 

you're dominant when it comes to sex?

 

You'll see what she meant when you read the dialogue.

I will neither confirm nor deny.

 

Um. That's a pleasant book.

 

the best part is the tampon sex.

 

This makes it all the better: Duke Nukem reads from the book.

But still, what a shit book.

 

If you bought that book, you must have a lot of money to waste.

 

someone sent me a pdf of it.

 

I have a book in PDF written by the guy who created Pascal and Modulo-2 (the programming languages), Niklaus Wirth, called Algorithms and Data Structures. I can send it to you if you want, it's by far more entertaining and useful.

 

i think i will stick to my written porn

 

British hotel replaces Bibles with 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

 

Oh, then you must remind her of this guy, too, if that's the case.


[video=youtube;9bPDCjdpyBs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bPDCjdpyBs&feature=related[/video]

[video=youtube;-eU1bTO217I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eU1bTO217I[/video]

 

Why settle for written porn when you can have visual porn?