"I am a 3-year-old with no decisionmaking skills so I'll make Spamzone do the work for me" #90327284

Doing a trophy hunt in Dark Souls. At an impasse. Tell me what to do massuh.

• Hunt down the last Pyromancy I'm missing, Power Within. Guarded by an obnoxious giant bug in a maze of rickety wooden bridges where one misstep spells certain doom.
• Go after Seath the Scaleless in the Duke's Archives. The first fight is unwinnable and lands you in jail, and the second involves chasing him over a fucking mile to his crystal lair and cutting off his tail as he constantly rotates to face you and blasts you with curse lasers.
• Odd jobs around Lordran. Farming enemies for unique weapons, hunting down some hard-to-reach vendors, etc.

MAKE HASTE, LEST YOU ANGER IRON TARKUS.

 

I pick door #2. Because who doesn't love unwinnable fights and getting blasted with curse lasers?

 

Quit the game, play Little King's Story

 

Seconded.

 

OFF I GO, TO THE CHANNELER'S LAND

 

Oh Seathe, how I hate your area.

 

Burn the game and console before it's too late

 

WHUPPED HIS ASS

GOT THE MOONLIGHT GREATSWORD

OFF TO KILL KALAMEET



(Btw, tell me these tracks aren't perfect for Artorias, Manus and Kalameet respectively)