I accidentally cut my finger earlier

...On a dog hairbrush.

.__.

 

I cut myself with a noodle. Truth.

 

That must take serious skill.

 

i cut mines with a marshmellow

(cut urs with a chainsaw if u actually believe me)

 

I accidentally my finger on a pillow.

 

I cut mine with a Steak Knife.

amidoinitrite?

 

my dead horse i haunting me

 

Anybody else read it the wrong way?

 

I cut mine with my keyboard.

No joke.

 

What color do you bleed?

 

Papercuts

Papercuts are the worst. They're like the most lethal thing that happens to me on a daily basis x)

 

I believe you. On the basis that I sliced my finger open on a keyboard as well.

 

Yesterday I was racing my friend in the pool and I swam right into the brick siding of my pool.


I beat you all.

 

I've done that many times. It's not summer here in Aus, I don't have a pool but I do go swimming every now &then. It hurts even more when you're shoved to the bottom of the pool by your idiotic cousin, who you then decide is on your hit-list xD.

 

last week i was body surfing, and a violent wave hit me, flipped me twice, and i skidded across the sand, like when you skip a rock.
i win.

 

Have I ever told you the story of when I almost cut off my finger with an exacto knife and then 2 days later almost cut my toe off because I walked into my dining room table?

 

I had my head cracked open once

;D

 

I died.


Do I win?

 

I just got back from a friend's house. We were on his trampoline when I ran into him and his head drove my glasses into my nose, peeling some skin off.

 

I nearly drowned on holiday while at the beach, nearly cut off my finger when I accidentally locked my finger in the car door and had a needle in my spine when I was a lot younger just so that the doctor who did it could practice the procedure =D