Husband Super Store

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went."

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

 

Saw that coming halfway, good one m8

 

Women like that deserve to fall down the stairs.

 

Pretty much said it all.

 

it should have just stopped on the second floor,casue everything beyond that does not exist.

 

Why can't women just take what they can get. Greedy *******s >.>

 

That certainly brought a smile to my face XD

 

Made me laugh because its true.

And the women are greedy. XD

 

Oh, like men are never selfish, lol.

 

Personally, I think there are more selfish men than women. Most men expect their partner to dress and look like a super model. Honestly, looks aren't that important to me. I mean, they're nice and all, but personality is what really counts. But that doesn't mean I'd date an ugly girl the size of a bear if she had a wonderful personality. It may seem shallow, but oh well.

 

No no, i totally agree with you. Looks aren't everythin', but if you find that person completely mingin', it would never work.